Einstein Talks to God

 HAHAH I found this Hilarious!

Einstein climbs up to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to god.

Looking up he asks..."Lord, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies..."A minute"

Einstein asks..."And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies..."A penny"

Einstein asks..."Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies..."In a minute"

"If  being a hunk is wrong...then I dont want to be right"... LMAO its from johnny bravo but i heard it from asta.:)

I got my glasses today.  $288.94 Slightly expensive. And i spent 52 bucks at staples on index cards, dividers, plastic covers, sharpies and some mechanical pencils...now why do i think there is something wrong with this picture... yeah. Parents have spent over 300 bucks in 3 days on me. WHUPS. And they are soon going to have to spend some more on some dance shoes. Opps. Yeah...definatly need to tone it down a bit.